What would different zodiac signs pick between chocolate and sex?

Some say chocolate is better than sex…let’s see what different zodiac signs think about it, and which one they’d give up easier.

Aries: You want sex and chocolate, at the same time if possible. You’re not the kind to refuse oneself a pleasure. If you have to diet, you can do it tomorrow. Today, you’re living for the moment!

Taurus: For what you’re concerned, they’re both great… But chocolate is fattening and sex has its share of attachments and complications…You sigh and have another bite!

Gemini: everything depends on the mood. Sometimes too much love AND too much chocolate, sometimes only one, sometimes none…everything is possible…

Cancer: You know deep inside that sex – not any kind of sex, but affectionate, devoted sex – is what you really want. And as that doesn’t come up very often, chocolate is usually closer by.

Leo: What do you mean choose? The finest chocolate served directly from the chest of a gorgeous man. But when things don’t work out your way, you may just as well eat it out of the box…

Virgo: A moderate bit of both, with no excesses. The chocolate should be ecological and additive free, and the man – trustworthy, trendy and discrete.

Libra: Love, love, love…and when there’s no love, chocolate…as much of it as possible. They go perfectly together, it would be cruel to have to chose one!

Scorpio: You burst into laughter when considering a choice. Let’s face it. Chocolate is nothing but a pale substitute for the passionate love making you enjoy.

Sagittarius: It’s fun for you too. Although sex is a much more pleasant activity, and it does burn some calories, you would never miss the chance of a good chocolate from time to time.

Capricorn: You’d refuse both. What’s the deal with all that pleasing yourself? There are such things as responsibility, discipline and diet. What are the rest of them thinking?!

Aquarius: philosophically speaking, you’d say any of the two can be replaced by something more elevated, or by universal fraternity. But none should be refused…

Pisces: you are willing to experiment. Whatever comes, works. You’re too kind to refuse anything your destiny offers.